The Dark Lord Moriarti... Head of the Vampire Kult...'Moriarti and The Sith'.
Sick and tired of his 1500 year slumber...The Dark Lord reached out with his mind from the grave and ensnared a suitable vessel to carry his spirit...once the possession was complete and angered at the way his kind were portrayed on T.V. he set about his mission of world domination and to prove that...NOT ALL VAMPIRES SUCK!!!
After being entombed for hundreds of years... it took a while for Moriarti to get used to the 21st Century...but when he did... he found to his delight that myth and superstition had been replaced by science and fact...greed and violence had flourished and a dark time had settled upon the world of the living.
Not a bad thing really... now he could walk amongst those that once would have sought to destroy him...for they no longer beleived that such as he could possibly exist.
When he is not corrupting the world... The Dark Lord likes to get his teeth into a good book...he finds the pages get all the bits of flesh from between his fangs quite nicely.
In a recent survey...it was found that 9/10 black cats preferred Moriarti over other supernatural creatures.
Moriarti loves children...though ever concious of his weight...he can never eat a whole one.
Amongst The Dark Lords favourite sayings are...:
'If you point that thing at me again I'll break it off'... and... 'I'm going to destroy you and everyone you ever cared about... then I'm going to bring you back and destroy you again'.
Before going to bed...Moriarti enjoyes a nice warm drink. His usual is..Whiskey, Baked Beans, Blood and broken glass.
Ambitions of the Dark Lord include:
Setting up a retirement home for old Goths.
The complete elimination of street lighting so that we may all bask in the glory of the full moon.
A Bat in every home.
Having Dracula rewritten so that it includes the line...'Yes Lucy...Dracula was a formidable foe and a bad ass in every way...but he was no Moriarti'.
A statue of himself in every community in every place in the world so that all may worship at his feet...
....oh...and employing a psychiatrist to help him with his meglomania...
Ladies and Gentlemen...you've gotta love him (or be destroyed)... The Dark Lord Moriarti.
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