Violent Christ...
Once upon a time, VC was a devout priest. However...discouraged by his inability to make the world a better place... Christ turned from a good and pious life to the pursuit of earthly pleasures beyond that of any mortal before him...in fact he made the Marquis De Sade look like Benny Hill!!
Eventually he went mad and in a severe session of auto erotica... he set his spirit free and found he was then able to possess any man, woman or beast at will and force them to commit the most extreme and depraved acts imaginable...(I once heard a rumour that Marilyn Manson idolises VC and tries to be just like him).
Eventually...Christ had done everything possible...so, tired and bored, his spirit prepared to leave this Earth in search of Hell...where he might look for a cushy job as an Incubus...or a sex deamon...or something...before finally retiring in a millenium or two....but it was not to be...
VC sensed the return of The Dark Lord and wished to join him on his quest...a bargain was struck and a suitable vessel was found...then one hellish night...Violent Christ walked among you once more...Be afraid...Be VERY afraid!!!
Violent isn't all about debauchery though... occasionally he likes to make his own clothes...in fact he has nearly finished a new Cat Suit which contains the skins of nearly 50 cats!!
Violent Christ also has a sweet tooth...although the rest of his teeth have a more salty taste...
For a laugh..VC likes to breed viruses and has won awards for it. We do get a good chuckle or two when one escapes though!!!
Flesh eating viruses are his favourites...he even keeps several varieties as pets...one of them looks incredibly like 'Fizz' from that popular Manchester based soap opera.
Listed among the things that Christ hates are:
'Everything that ever existed and ever will exist'.
'Shiny toilet paper that spreads rather than absorbs'
'Fluffy bunnies'
'Fluffy bunnies that spread rather than absorb'
'clean things' and...
'not being able to get childrens eyes as a pizza topping at Pizza Hut'
His spare time activities include:
Turning baby Seals into jam
Picking scabs (and not just his own scabs either).
Savouring the stench of rotten flesh (and not just his own rotten flesh either).
Licking things (and not just his own things either).
Pretending to be dead.
Collecting autopsy tables.
Collecting autopsy footage.
Collecting autopsy bits that get thrown away.
Tasting autopsy bits that get thrown away.
Above all..VC likes to preach. Violence, hatred, depravity...all things unholy really..(in fact he is so good at it, he was recently invited to give a speech at 'The Young Conservatives Annual Conference).
Violent Christ...Sickness personified.
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