Unhinged D'Mon...
Belonging to an age when mass slaughter and wholesale barbarity were just ways of getting a bit of exercise and fresh air...
D'mon is a real beast.
His vessel was ruling supreme over a gang of well built hoodlums when we came across him...and knew at once he would make a perfect host for D'mon...fearless and ever willing to push the boundaries of his already exterme violence...
Sweet and innocent he may look but he also has a dark side...and can frequently be found in a dark corner somewhere pulling the legs of insects. Then eating them.
D'mon likes a good laugh and his favourite comedy films being 'Faces of Death Vol 1-10'.
He can be a real softed hearted fiend... that is his heart is soft and squishy to the touch and really quite rotten.
For a chuckle he will help an old lady across the street before abandoning her in the middle and runnig like hell before the lights turn green.
Other nice traits include...:
'Putting people out of their misery'
'Giving blood...though it is other peoples'
'Opening a free inner city King Cobra petting zoo for the children'...
...and...
'House clearences... anticipating years in advance when a person might need his services...and just clearing their houses while they conveniently sleep at night'.
One of his favourite past times is his famous 'Road Kill Glove Puppet Bonanzer show'... you just never know what new character he'll scrape together next!!!
Unhinged D'mon... A Fiend amongst Fiends!!
...and so went the life of the first D'mon we knew...
In a recent shocker... the headlines read like this...
Unhinged D'Mon in Time Lord Shocker!!!
Guitarist Unhinged D'mon recently shocked the band by revealing he is in fact a Time Lord from Gallifrey and a cousin of the Real Dr. Who.
Returning from a secret mission battling the Cybermen on Talios 6, D'mon seemed unwell and told us of how he has been thwarting the forces of evil across the universe for several hundred years. His frequent dissapearences were due to his Tardis taking him to where ever he was needed to keep the time lines in order and to ensure the security of the Earth and other free planets.
Whilst on Talios 6 he was only able to destroy the tyranical Cybermen by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow on their secret weapon that once launched would have plunged Earth into a new Ice Age and would have paved the way for the Cyber Fleet to invade our home. Unfortunately, D'mon was caught in the radiation cascade which ensued and was fatally wounded.
Upon his return and after he had revealed his secrets, D'mon began to re-generate in true Time Lord fashion and changed his appearence... Pics of the new D'mon will be revealed soon including his re-generation process.
...as promised, pics and animations to follow and the unwritten history of the new D'mon...
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