...Enrique Doom...
Part God, Part Man...
Doom has had a long and weird history...
Worshipped by a strange cult in a far away land thousands of years ago...Enrique one day took human form so he could be closer to his subjects... Driven insane by his power he suddenly turned on his followers and slaughtered and ate them all!!...The Ancient Ones (who ran the universe back then, and a bloody good job they did of things too!) decided to punish him...and incarcerated him in his human vessel...so that he could never again use his powers for evil. Doom was enraged and vowed to walk the Earth until he had destroyed all evidence of The Ancient Ones...and wiped them from the memory of men forever...thus robbing them of their power...(as their norishment came from the psychic energy derived from their human followers prayers)...
Doom was almost successful until he encountered Moriarti and the first two members of The Sith...Violent Christ and Unhinged D'mon...it was then he learned that they alone carried the memories of The Ancient Ones...and that mortal man no longer spoke their secret names...Doom realised then that by combining forces with The Sith...he could once again reclaim his place among the stars...and so we welcomed him and made him one of us...now part God...part Vampire...(yet still his powers remain forbidden).
E. Doom likes his food...
Usually...he'll buy it a drink or two...then a Kebab...and finally tuck in...
Amongst his favourite foods are:
Snots on toast with chilli sauce,
Violent Christs' scabs,
pencils, girbil syrup,
candied fly brains,
chicken innards,
puss suprise,
puss supreme,
puss au gratin,
deep fried babies thumbs,
and...
a nice cold glass of vomit...then comes the main course.
Smiling constantly through his pain...Doom can often be found helping in Hospitals...he helps himself to blood bags, body parts, transplant organs and the occasional corpse.
'In many ways I'm just like Nigel Kennedy...' Doom can often be heard saying...usually he says it to his fist.
Enrique is famous for his cocktails...once he told a tale that was just stupid...I mean...24 inches?...you'd have to pass out through lack of blood just to fill it wouldn't you?
His favourite place to scratch himself is in the bathroom.
If E. Doom flips a coin it always has a fifty/fifty chance of landing on 'Heads'
E. Doom once shocked us all by flooding our secret (severed) head quarters and plugging the telly in.
Enrique Doom...what a trickster!!!
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