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WAHEY!!!
It's time for a chuckle with Kaptain Bludd

Kaptain Bludd is not only a champion hamster breeder, he also likes to impersonate the famous stars of 1763.

In true maritime fashion, here's six of the best.


In at No.1. It's... "OOH Betty!" with Frank Spencer.

At No.2....Gold Finger! (or is it just strangely brown?). It's 'Bond' Diva Shirley Bassey.

"Carry On Kaptain!" Oooh Matron! Here comes Sid James at No.3!

I don't know how this got to No.4...Another standing ovation for Toulouse-Lautrec.

Time to hide the biscuits! Sir Winston Churchill is at No.5..

A poor show at No.6 for Danny Elfman (Kaptain Bludd has never really seen him but thinks he is probably a real Elf and has to walk on his hand and knees occupying his days by picking berries in the forest and writing film scores on the weekend).

The meat in hamburgers
is not what you think it is

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