...La Mort...
Nobody knows where La Mort came from... Nobody knows anything about his history...he will not tell... even probing his mind won't work...we've tried it...all we found was complete darkness housing many deamons...
We caught La Mort wandering the streets of Newcasle upon Tyne...he was already one of the kindred and we sensed his presence...it took little to persuade him to join us...
Of his age?... who knows...it is rumoured that he could be one of The First Ones...more ancient and powerful even than The Dark Lord...
Curiously La Mort likes to play with dolls...(currently he is looking for a ghoulfriend and dolls are cheaper than hookers in the long term).
La Mort has a big heart though...he keeps it on a shelf next to his baby heart and medium sized heart in three seperate jars of preservative.
La Mort I understand, means 'Death'...could he actually BE Death or is he just a sad puppy?
La Mort once told me a great secret...but I can't tell you what it is because it's a secret.
La Mort likes to wet the bed...then he gets in and has a good long sleep.
'If I could be any other animal...' La Mort once stated...'I would become Prime Minister'.
La Mort LOVES chocolate... he finds that children are much more tasty when they have gorged upon it.
In his spare time La Mort likes to sew...
Lately he is going through a phase of sewing eyelids...although I think his crowning glory so far is his patented 'Through the lips' cross stitch.
Something about La Mort that not many people know is that he can walk quite quickly.
Funnily he has the luck of The Devil... La Mort was once stopped for speeding down the motorway by the Police... he got off on a technicality though as they couldn't classify a broomstick as a vehicle!!
Bad habits include:
Picking things (and not always his own things either)...(I know...I know..)
putting his fingers in places they don't belong and then sniffing them
playing with any kind of slime he can find our make himself.
Licking his fingers and then putting them in sockets...(just for the extra challenge of popping the eyeballs first time with slippery fingers).
Hiding in fresh dug graves before a funeral and then jumping out just before they lower the deceased in.
Glueing things.
Collecting other peoples body hair.
Collecting other peoples clippings and scratchings.
Collecting other peoples waste.
Eating the above three entries.
La Mort likes towels...'I'm a lazy sod at heart' says La Mort...'towels are easy to come by and hold much more blood than Tampons'.
La Mort...a big softy!!
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